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08.26.08 BBQ Turkey Burger, you are good

08.26.08 BBQ Turkey Burger, you are good

Download this song: I quit my job, Old Man Luedecke It’s a very good thing I do not have any kind of telekinetic powers. Because if I did, the conversation I had today with my health insurance provider would not have gone well. I’m moving to France, see you later.

08.13.08 Shut up, Paul McCartney

08.13.08 Shut up, Paul McCartney

Download this song: Saro, Brad Leftwich I don’t like the Beatles. I know this is one of those things you’re never supposed to admit and still expect people to respect you as a human being, but there it is: I don’t like the Beatles. Blame Paul McCartney. Maybe it’s just Wings-transference or how strange his [...]

08.05.03 Fish sandwiches make life worth living

08.05.03 Fish sandwiches make life worth living

Download this song: Catch You, Piebald There are days when you’re swimming through molasses. Sometimes you have rough days. Days that make you feel a little bit chewed up around the edges. Those are the days when you can pluck the tops off your coworker’s homemade muffins, and eat just those brown-sugary delightful bits. Oh [...]

08.01.08 Starbucks is trying to rob me

08.01.08 Starbucks is trying to rob me

You should go download this song: Love Just Don’t Quit, Papa Fritas Hello August, where did you come from? August is the month my brother and mom were born and Elvis died, so it’s obviously an emotional rollercoaster for me personally. I have a public service announcement for your personal safety and mental health: Starbucks [...]