Nursing Buddha

Welcome to Baby Buddha’s instructional demo, “How to go to Oatland Island.” We hope you will find it educational.

First, start off with the best of intentions, to see and do it all.

Second, start getting sleepy with the first stop: alligators.

Proceed to sleep through a fox,

two cougars, who apparently don’t roar like lions but instead meow (thanks educational sign!),

a biting pig, who wasn’t biting at all,  just sleeping and snoring,

a cow, plus various sheep and goats.

No matter what, refuse to have your head righted from its wildly uncomfortable-looking sideways position.

Finally, wake up for wolves and bison.

The end.